One of my best friends just got married, I haven’t been home in a bit and I met her husband at the wedding. He was so kind and said what a pleasure it was to meet me, as he’s heard so much about me. I threatened to murder him with the stiletto I was wearing. So… I’m either a really great friend or a really terrible one.
THE HEAT IS NOT OKAY ANON IT IS TERRIBLE
actually that’s not fair, we’re really lucky in california that it’s a dry heat and not like super humid. when you go outside in california, you’re just like wowwww it’s so hotttt i am sweating thank god it’s like fifteen degrees cooler in the shade someone get me a margarita. in humid states like texas, you go out and you’re like wOWWW KILL ME NOW I CAN’T MOVE THREE FEET WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I’M SWIMMING IN MY OWN SWEAT WHY IS THE AIR SO HEAVY IS THERE SOME SORT OF FORCE FIELD IMPEDING MY MOVEMENT I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD CHOOSE TO LIVE HERE. so yeah, the heat is okay, comparatively.
but i’m still going to complain. because i enjoy complaining.
and GOOD anon i’m glad my tags are there to entertain you guys~
Accurate description of Texas.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters