winterinthetardis

Anonymous asked:

dude i hope the heat is okay (yes i've been reading your tags) :)

winterinthetardis answered:

THE HEAT IS NOT OKAY ANON IT IS TERRIBLE

actually that’s not fair, we’re really lucky in california that it’s a dry heat and not like super humid. when you go outside in california, you’re just like wowwww it’s so hotttt i am sweating thank god it’s like fifteen degrees cooler in the shade someone get me a margarita. in humid states like texas, you go out and you’re like wOWWW KILL ME NOW I CAN’T MOVE THREE FEET WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I’M SWIMMING IN MY OWN SWEAT WHY IS THE AIR SO HEAVY IS THERE SOME SORT OF FORCE FIELD IMPEDING MY MOVEMENT I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD CHOOSE TO LIVE HERE. so yeah, the heat is okay, comparatively. 

but i’m still going to complain. because i enjoy complaining.

and GOOD anon i’m glad my tags are there to entertain you guys~

Accurate description of Texas.